To quote Willy Wonka... "Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most!"
There is nothing worse in this entire universe than chewing gum! There is no way to chew it quietly and you just look awful while you're chewing it... UGH! All I can think of are cattle chewing grass...
*Jumps onto nearby table with fists in the air*
I hereby move to ban chewing gum from the planet... Who's with me!
*sheepishly steps off the table, head hanging, shoulders slumped*